December 2009
RIP Lil' J.
You wur da best homez. I’ma miss yo’ shiny ass. Peace out.
Lez get ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffwrjqwklafklfnsfafs.
Bah, crap. Fell again.
Very sad that
Jenks will not be hanging out with me tonight. Ughaskfj;dkjsidsjadasd.
:(
infinitewisdom:
gurufemmes:
helloshutthefuckup:
infinitewisdom:
Things you can do when your temperature has peaked at 104.2º:
1. Hallucinate heavily.
2. Contemplate what type of music said temperature would play if it were actually a radio station (104.2 FM would likely specialize in the finest funkadelic.)
3. Sleep.
4. Vomit profusely.
5. Vomit profusely again and/or bawl at the...
infinitewisdom:
Things you can do when your temperature has peaked at 104.2º:
1. Hallucinate heavily.
2. Contemplate what type of music said temperature would play if it were actually a radio station (104.2 FM would likely specialize in the finest funkadelic.)
3. Sleep.
4. Vomit profusely.
5. Vomit profusely again and/or bawl at the pediatricians for the first time since 1996.
6. Make a...
chiodos:
i’m litterally so pissed off right now because my cramps are so bad, i cannot handle this. i just can’t. i want to scream and get my mom in here but she has work in the morning and i’d feel bad making her lose sleep. this is honestly the worst thing in the world. i can’t even fucking go out tomorrow and have a good time with friends because i have to take medicine and can’t drink. and...
Apparently,
college has made me “less bitchy” according to recent polls.
Haha, or at least that is what my brother said and then Brian agreed.
Hmm. Who’da thunk?
REBLOG WITH the song that if a guy sang to you, he...
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morganfreeman:
jacatttackk:
Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles//Thunder - Boys Like Girls
Fearless - Taylor Swift
Booty Call - Brokencyde
The Girl- City and Colour breath-angels and airwaves
i’m lost without you - blink or the gift - ava or sun - daphne loves derby
i...
Doesn't want to attend the SMC dance team show
in fear of throwing up.
Analysis of Pokemon. →
hufflewhat:
fuckyeahpokememe:
Have you ever noticed that the pacing, tone and story development of Pokemon changes after Ash is hit by lightning in the early episodes, how Ash and his world were relatively normal until after the incident?
I have a theory.
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Because Courtney is tumblin... =)
Original tale by Courtney.
Three frogs were walking down the street
One had a Thor hammer, the other one had a spear, and then a dragon sword (made of dragon scales, very powerful, only certain frogs can use it, like this little fucker)
Then they ran into a cat. This cat was a teacup cat. He did NOT have his purr mittens on. What are they called? Those little rubber things. He didn’t have his nail...
So, my brother went with my dad to go get the car...
and left Alina at the house by herself.
Awkward.
Itchy
My room smells like gasoline
So much fricking coffee.
Like honestly, drinking it 24/7
2 accidents
broken phone
green
cat in lap
bahblahasldfjas;iofj
ALANNANANANANANANANNANANANAJDFHJK!
Get yo’ ass on skype!
I miss you!!!!
Totally love
when people ignore me and talk shit behind my back! Best feeling everrrrrr.
YAY HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA!
Okay that is IT
eponinethenardier:
I can’t deal with my brother’s friend Chase anymore. He is a horrible influence in every way. He teaches him swears/sex stuff/etc., encourages him to make fun of other kids, shows him inappropriate movies/youtube videos, and just isn’t a good kid.
But this is the final straw. They’re in the other room listening to music on his new iPod, and he’s having my brother listen to...
Drinking coffee like the fiend I ammmm.
This child is adorable. Grumblegrumblemumblegrumble.
I don't care what you did today, my Christmas was...
eponinethenardier:
(Unless you’re Marla or Keith or Ron in which case your Christmas was at least equally epic.)
Marla is not a T-Rex, but we drove over a gumdrop and past the authors’ village to get to Ron’s house
Pacing……….. in a car
That wreath and the ribbon……. what
Stop and Shop………….. all the lights were on but it was fucking closed……….. so we hopped in one of those shopping carts while...
So this Christmas was a little different but still...
Grandparents and Aunt left yesterday, so it was just the mums, dudders, bother and I for presents this morning.
It was a rather small Christmas for several reasons, but I still got the following:
3 pairs of gauges
Set of Copic markers
Headphones
Resistance tubes
Snuggie and slippers(Happy Bunny, if you care haha) from my Aunt
100 bucks from the grandparents
Plus, we got new phones because...
only one thing in the world could've dragged me...
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Gots to wrap presents,
presents, presents, presents.
Christmas Eve was good.
Happy Holidays!
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Deck the balls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra...
samyoung:
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How to receive a new phone from AT&T without being...
infinitewisdom:
The Sony Ericsson has always been a steaming piece of plastic shit and has been the bane of my existence ever since I accidentally cracked it’s screen in October of ‘08 (incidentally, this was the same infamous night in which I discovered that tequila should best be taken in small increments and that my mother should not be called whilst I am severly intoxicated and vomiting in...
Bold all the things you’ve done in 2009
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Yeah. I can only justify doing this because Courtney did this and she is my influence for everything.<Doing this because both Courtney AND Alanna did it… I don’t wanna be left out… Haha.
1. Dyed your hair an odd color. 2. Went skinny dipping. 3. Bought something you didn’t need. 4. Snuck out of your house. 5. Became obsessed with a song no one knew. 6....
